February 2012
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#1 goal when I'm in Toronto:
Find and meet Emily Haines
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But what about tree of life?!?!?
retrded:
i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms. at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
I start crying every time they say “war horse”
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Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
russiantrophywife:
what are some other comedic movies similar to the miracle worker
My Left Foot or Schindler’s List
Pro tip: if you want to write a paper on something and don’t know what to talk about, add a section about how it relates to “postmodern America” and immediately sound like you’re very invested in the topic and spend much of your free time contemplating the dilemmas of our age.
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“Fiction is one of the few experiences where loneliness can be both confronted...”
– David Foster Wallace
How I foresee the rest of my night going
midnight: Mary finishes second cup of coffee
1 AM: Mary feels bored again and drinks the back up coffee she keeps in the fridge
I can never decide if I’m bored or disillusioned or both
Are you ever afraid that you’ll go to sleep and never wake up? Even worse would be if the last thing you do is write a mediocre text post.
Is there a fetish for watching videos of foreign make up artists explaining their techniques? I might have that.
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Co-worker: Did you guys see Jersey Shore?
other co-worker: Did you dvr the last bachelor?
co-worker: Have you ever seen that new real housewives show?
me: Do you guys remember Twin Peaks?
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Some people fast for lent, meanwhile I have a 40-day orgiastic party.
I feel bad for Rihanna, she may have not even wanted to do the song with Chris brown but someone told her she should to build buzz and so she just did, wouldn’t you all feel like jerks then
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I tried to make hard boiled eggs and took a bite into one only to realize it wasn’t done. Christ, I can’t even put eggs in water right.
At least my cooking ineptitude keeps me thin.
sharapwna:
Ringtone: A dolla makes me holla...
