February 2012
98 posts
#1 goal when I'm in Toronto:
Find and meet Emily Haines
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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But what about tree of life?!?!?
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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retrded: i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms. at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Feb 27th
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I start crying every time they say “war horse”
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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russiantrophywife: what are some other comedic movies similar to the miracle worker My Left Foot or Schindler’s List
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Pro tip: if you want to write a paper on something and don’t know what to talk about, add a section about how it relates to “postmodern America” and immediately sound like you’re very invested in the topic and spend much of your free time contemplating the dilemmas of our age.
Feb 24th
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“Fiction is one of the few experiences where loneliness can be both confronted...”
– David Foster Wallace
Feb 24th
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How I foresee the rest of my night going
midnight: Mary finishes second cup of coffee
1 AM: Mary feels bored again and drinks the back up coffee she keeps in the fridge
Feb 24th
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I can never decide if I’m bored or disillusioned or both
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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Are you ever afraid that you’ll go to sleep and never wake up? Even worse would be if the last thing you do is write a mediocre text post.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Is there a fetish for watching videos of foreign make up artists explaining their techniques? I might have that.
Feb 22nd
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Co-worker: Did you guys see Jersey Shore?
other co-worker: Did you dvr the last bachelor?
co-worker: Have you ever seen that new real housewives show?
me: Do you guys remember Twin Peaks?
Feb 22nd
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Some people fast for lent, meanwhile I have a 40-day orgiastic party.
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
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I feel bad for Rihanna, she may have not even wanted to do the song with Chris brown but someone told her she should to build buzz and so she just did, wouldn’t you all feel like jerks then
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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I tried to make hard boiled eggs and took a bite into one only to realize it wasn’t done. Christ, I can’t even put eggs in water right. At least my cooking ineptitude keeps me thin. 
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
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Listensharapwna: Ringtone: A dolla makes me holla...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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